Most people have experienced the excitement that builds up when you are waiting to go on holiday, from the moment you book to arriving at the airport. Then it happens. You get separated on the plane, one of your bags goes missing so you’re stuck in the same pair of trousers for a week, there is building work outside your hotel window and the weather is worse than if you had stayed at home.For all of us who have stayed at home for our holiday this year, let us delight in the misfortune of others who were so smug before they set off but were laughing on the other side of their faces when they returned with less of a tan than they set off with.

“Our holiday was going swimmingly until we arrived at our hotel. Our window faced onto a building site, the toilet was constantly blocked and the bed linen was covered in some very questionable stains. It looked like the couple before us had had a very good time.”

“ Our resort turned out to be a naturist hotel.Lets just say my mother in law was less than impressed.”

“Our holiday started and finished badly. We missed our flight on the way out because our pre-booked taxi was so late. When we finally got to our destination the hotel told us it had given our room to someone else because we had not contacted them with the flight problems. Our room had a single bed and a camp bed. The final nail in the coffin was that we lost our bags on the way home.“

“We stayed on an island that was postcard picture worthy. The only problem was, it was infested with insects that crawled all over the beach, the sun beds, they got into the bedroom and bathroom and everywhere. Our idyllic get away proved less than ideal.”

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TYT - Extended Clip September 26, 2011

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